Skip to main content

Purple Rain (1984)



My daughter and I went to see Birthday Massacre at First Avenue a few months ago, and I've wanted to re-watch Purple Rain ever since, just to see what First Avenue looked like in the 1980s. At the same time, I was afraid that I wouldn't like this movie any more than I did 40 years ago, which is probably the last time I watched this film, as far as I remember. It's possible that I watched it once since 1985, but I don't think so.

This is definitely the first time I've watched this movie since living in Minnesota -- now going on 20 years. I kind of wondered if it would hit me differently for that reason, too. It didn't. It's still just a really bad, underwhelming movie.

Prince has undeniable charisma, and his music is good. But in this film, there's no coherent story, and the acting, including Prince's, is pretty atrocious for the most part.

I don't want to go through how bad it is point by point but let me just say that the movie ends with a lot of loose ends. I'm guessing that "The Kid" (Prince) is worried about turning into his father. And we're supposed to see some real growth from him at the end. He plays one of Wendy and Lisa's songs, for example. He's stacked and arranged his father's music. Is he going to visit him in the hospital? Is he going to make his Dad proud of him?

In the final show, the crowd can sense a change. A crowd that wasn't into their music for the entire movie comes to rapt attention, and they are eating out of Prince's hand by the end. Instead of letting him leave the stage after one song, they force him to play a full concert. And then he shoots his "guitar" all over them. I mean, seriously, what's up with that?

For a movie shot in Minneapolis, I was actually surprised how little of Minneapolis the movie actually shows. We get the First Avenue venue and the street in front of Prince's house, but any time he's riding his bike, it's along railroad tracks and down random country roads. That's kind of weird.

I'm not a fan of the abusive storyline. Is Apollonia Kotero gonna put up with the abuse? Why should she? And how much money does she have left? At the beginning of the film, she had like $100 to her name. She dresses well, and she's always in perfect make-up. None of that could be cheap, but we only see her perform once on stage. So, she's not a "successful singer," and she has to be just as worried about money as she was at the beginning of the film, if not more so.

It bothers me that we never learn just exactly what happens to the relationship or the band's future. Why should this last performance even mean anything to Prince's band, when just before they were being threatened with being booted out of the First Avenue rotation?

Like my wife said when we finished watching, this movie is pretty bad and it's not worth overthinking it. The story could have been a lot better. 1 star as a movie, and 2 stars just because it's Prince and it has some good concert footage.

Rating: 2/5 stars

Comments

Popular posts from this blog

"Digging for the Truth" Experiment #4 -- The Federalist Radio Hour

I first heard of Sean Davis last week. He created an online magazine called The Federalist in 2011, and he currently has about 500,000 followers on X.  It was about last week that he posted something amazing. He suggested if the Supreme Court doesn't rule the way they should, not only should Trump just ignore the ruling, if they keep obstructing the administration, he should just dissolve the Court altogether.  And I thought, wow. This guy is saying outrageous stuff like that, and there's an audience for it.  So, I decided I'd listen to an episode of The Federalist podcast: April 17, 2025 -- Deportation, Due Process, and Deference to the American People (40 minutes) https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/deportation-due-process-and-deference-to-the/id983782306?i=1000703904873 In the 40-minute conversation, the host and guest discussed why due process wasn't required for illegal immigrants.  The case of Kilmar Armando Abrego Garcia was mentioned for a brief second, but...

In Utero

  In 1994, I wore my In Utero shirt to college. I’d walk down the hall, and people would look at the shirt. I still remember a professor looking at it, not apparently hip to the scene. She asked, “Bret, is there something you’re trying to tell us?” I had no idea what I was trying to say. Kurt Cobain had just shot his head off with a shotgun. Before that life-changing event, I hadn’t been the biggest fan of Nirvana, but I did recognize the immediate impact “Smells Like Teen Spirit” had on music, or at least on MTV. Nirvana had seemingly killed and buried Hair Metal, and they had done it single-handedly. What exactly was this “Alternative” sound? It was weird, because soon it felt like everything was “alternative,” and that didn’t make any sense. Once everything is the same, how can it be anything but standard, normal? Nirvana was okay, but at least at the time I was wearing the merch, I was much more into Offspring and Green Day and Tool. And that’s about as far as I went into...

I Must Betray You -- Ruta Sepetys

I appreciate the pacing. The author's epilogue includes her mission statement -- historical fiction as a way to keep history alive. Romanis is an obscure place, but she hopes people reading the book will take an interest in its history.  She also makes the point that there are no clean endings. So, the evil dictator and his wife were killed, but the problems they created didn't magically go away, the country still had to find its way and move forward, and it was a process.