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The Sweetest Thing (2002)


Nancy M. Pimental wrote this one. From 1998-2001, she was a staff writer on South Park, which kind of gives you a sense of the humor likely to be used in this movie. She's also credited with writing 25 episodes of Shameless (TV series with 134 episodes, 2011-2021 and a current IMDb rating of 8.5).


I include this because it would be so easy to write-off The Sweetest Thing as juvenile and stupid. And yes, it probably is juvenile and stupid, but in a Harold and Kumar (2004) way. That's the film that immediately came to mind as I started watching this. And yet, Sweetest Thing has a 5.2 IMDb rating, and Harold and Kumar has a 7.0 IMDb rating. I don't think that's fair. Is it just because this film features women being crude, whereas we're more accepting of crudeness from men?

Roger Ebert, for example, rated Sweetest Thing a Thumbs Down (1.5/4 stars). In his assessment, he admitted that he loved watching the three female leads, admiring how committed and into their roles they were... but in the end, he just thought the comedy was subpar. He didn't appreciate the juvenile humor. But two years later, this same Ebert would rate Harold and Kumar a Thumbs Up (3/4 stars), even though he also was quick to point out the humor would go straight to the bottom of the barrel.

Well, what's funny? If you're in the mood for fart, poop, and sex jokes, both movies are equally funny.

In one scene, Courtney (Christina Applegate) and Christina (Cameron Diaz) can't get into the women's bathroom at a gas station. So, they go into the men's bathroom. Courtney ends up using the urinal. Is that funny watching her try to sit on the urinal and go to the bathroom? Watch it and decide for yourself. I would say her "commitment" to the scene does make it funny.

Anyway, the premise of the film starts as an anti-Romance. Christina and her friends aren't looking for Mr. Right. They are looking for Mr. Right-now. As Christina tells Jane (Selma Blair), just find someone to have fun with. Then maybe something will develop from that.

The truth Christina learns is that she's been lying to herself. She's never taken the time to allow anything to develop. In fact, she usually doesn't take the time to learn the guy's name. She's afraid of commitment and the possibility of being hurt.

Them she grabs an ass in a bar and accidently learns Peter's name (Thomas Jane). And it's love at first sight. Unbeknownst to her, he's getting married that weekend. Christina and Courtney go to the wedding, thinking it's Peter's brother (Jason Bateman) getting married. They leave the wedding before they realize their mistake, and wouldn't you know it, Peter and his bride mutually decide right at the last second not to marry.

The wedding reception, which the couple still has, includes a nice rendition of the Bangles "Eternal Flame" performed by Bateman. I should also point out that Christina and Courtney end up arriving at the wedding in dresses straight out of a Cinderella (the hair metal band) video.

It's a fun movie, and ends up with a traditional Romance ending. The characters do go all-in on their parts, and the humor, as juvenile as it can be, is just as funny as Harold and Kumar.

Rating: 4/5 stars

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