I was on Amazon looking up Children's Books, and I ran across an interesting fact. Jenny McCarthy has apparently written (and published) four books -- Louder than Words being her latest release. She also wrote the script to the movie Dirty Love . Not bad for someone that got her start as the co-host of MTV's Singled Out . Why do I mention all of this? Jenny and I are basically the same age, but I haven't published a thing. She's supposed to be a blond playmate airhead (which of course she's not), and she's publishing books and making movies. This cannot stand. If Ms. McCarthy can write books, then darn it, why can't I? Jenny, I accept your challenge. The score is 5-0, but I can catch up!